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“咯咯咯咯咯”母鸡被绑著脚,在地上挣扎扑腾著。

田心心看著它,心里不禁有点同情:“你好可怜哦,不过很对不起,我要宰了你燉汤给司徒祭喝,你下辈子不要投胎做鸡了。”她深吸了一口气,拿起锋利的菜刀,蹲在它的身边,皱眉地比划著名,“要从哪里下刀”

“是直接把它的脖子割断吗?咦,好像很残忍”想到一刀割下去那鲜血四溅的场景,田心心冷不防打了一个寒颤,猛地摇头,“不行,太残忍了,宝宝做不到啊。

但是,如果她不下手,那司徒祭就没有鸡汤喝了。

田心心咬著牙:“母鸡,对不起,我要宰了你燉鸡汤给一个很重要的人喝。”她不忍心看那血腥的场面,只能闭著眼睛,霍霍地扬起菜刀,凭著感觉向母鸡砍下去。

隨著啪的一声,母鸡叫得跟悽厉了,把鸡毛扑腾得满天飞。

“咦,还没砍死吗?”田心心纳闷地睁开眼睛,地上只有一根沾了血被砍断的绳子,母鸡却不见了。

“咯咯咯咯咯”母鸡的叫声从门口传来。

田心心迅速回头看去,只见那母鸡拐著滴血的脚,正急匆匆地向著外面奔去,原来她刚才那一刀下去,砍到它的脚,连绳子也砍断了。

“母鸡,你要去哪里?回来,你不能出去,快回来”田心心扔下菜刀赶紧追出去。

“咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯”母鸡见有人来追自己,当然是越跑越快了,很快就窜出了厨房门口,向著大厅飞扑过去,扑腾得鸡毛满天飞。

正担忧著田心心会出乱子的司徒祭,一听到这母鸡扑腾的声音,便知道她摆不平了,迅速从沙发站起来,就在这时,母鸡也正好向著他这方向飞扑过去。 “司徒祭,小心。”田心心刚从厨房奔出来,看著眼前这一幕,赶紧尖叫著提醒。

但还是晚了一步,扑腾的母鸡欢快地撞进了司徒祭的怀里,发出愉悦的咯咯身。

田心心顿时满脸黑线,內心一万只草泥马狂奔而过,异性相吸原来是不分种族的。

“什么鬼?”怀里突然撞入一只母鸡,司徒祭的俊脸瞬间黑了,反手一抓。

“咯咯咯”母鸡的脖子突然被司徒祭抓住,惊得大叫,不断拍打著翅膀,鸡毛漫天飞舞。

“我正打算宰了它燉汤给你喝,谁知道它太狡猾了,居然跑了”田心心无辜又心虚地说。

司徒祭嘴角一抽:“那么高难度的厨艺,不是你可以驾驭的。”

“我”田心心尷尬地红了脸,“我已经在恶补食谱,我可以的”

“这种事情临急抱佛脚是没用的。”司徒祭一手稳稳地抓著母鸡,伸出另一只手,“扶我到厨房去。”

“你在这里坐著就好,我可以的,我保证,很快就能吃”田心心立即拍著心口保证。

司徒祭眼眸一眯,虽然失明了,但是眼神却依然霸气,低沉的嗓音噙著邪恶的警告:“你再吱吱歪歪,我就把你当晚餐吃掉。”

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