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当拳头落在大石上的那一瞬间,悽厉的惨叫声平地而起,当然惨叫的不是大石头,而是拳头痛得惨绝人寰的田心心。

“啊痛好痛痛死我呜”田心心抱著瞬间红肿起来的拳头,不断在原地跳脚。

一道白影从她的书包里闪出,发出了一阵呵呵的怪笑声,然后在地上打滚。

痛得眼泪都要飆出来的田心心,看著丧心病狂地大笑著在地上打滚的小傢伙,顿时愣住了。

“吱吱吱”哈哈哈笑死宝宝了,好笨的女主,居然用自己的拳头去打石头,她是白痴啊,以为自己的拳头比石头硬,小鸡狂笑著在地上打滚,直到一道阴影笼罩在它的身上。

“小鸡,很好笑吗?”田心心走到它的面前,突然伸手一把掐住它的脖子,愤怒地低吼,“本小姐痛死了,你还笑,让你笑,本小姐掐死你”真的不可原谅,田心心掐住它的脖子,脸色狰狞地说。

“唔唔唔”小鸡被她掐的白眼一翻,立即装死,没有任何动静。

“死傢伙,又在装死了是吧。”早已经上过当的田心心,当然不会笨得再被它骗了,一手揪住它的毛髮,阴森森地说,“你继续装死,我把你的毛拔了。”

“啊”不要拔我漂亮优雅的毛毛,小鸡立即就像被戳中了痛处,復活了。

“哼,下次再你幸灾乐祸,你就死定了。”田心心把它塞回书包里,本来想去找司徒祭的,但是上课预备铃响了,只得先回去上课了。

瞿源被她打了两拳就消失了,他没有去课室上课,他不来,田心心求之不得。

在做课间操的时候,田心心有点不放心小鸡,再三叮嘱,让它乖乖呆在书包里,不要跑出来,然后把书包的拉链拉上,书包里面很透气,把它封在里面,也不会闷死。 做完课间操,田心心上了一趟洗手间,刚踏进课室门口,就听到里面传来同学们悽厉的哀嚎声。

“啊谁偷吃我的巧克力”

“我的饼乾,还有果冻,怎么不见了?”

“啊,谁偷吃了我的蛋糕,我要杀了他”

班上的同学们激动地大吼大叫著,仿佛偷吃的小贼杀了他们全家似的。

天啊,该不会是田心心伸手捂脸,突然没有勇气踏进课室里了。

“不会的,我都已经把书包封死了,小鸡虽然很有灵性,但是智商应该没有高到能自己把拉链拉开的程度,没错,就是这样”田心心使劲地安慰和催眠自己。

田心心慢慢走回自己的桌位,她才刚坐下,一颗可爱的小脑袋立即从书包里冒了出来,衝著她得瑟地笑。

“啊”田心心被它嚇得尖叫,赶紧一巴掌把它的脑袋塞回书包里。

“心心,你的零食也被偷了吗?”同学听到她的叫声,气愤地问。

田心心迅速把书包封住,心虚地说:“是啊,我的也被偷了。”说完,提起书包,迅速向著外面奔去,这小鸡太顽皮了,得把它交给司徒祭才行,只有他的气场才能把它镇压住。

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