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匪夷所思

“什么?!”

正当所有人沉迷于魏国的火源之光时,会宾楼上,魏国使团却听到刘轩说了这么一句。

“大乾天子,你说什么?”

人太多,完颜宗没听太明白,但刘轩的讽刺意味,已经很足了,完颜宗脸上,充满火药味。

站在刘轩身边的魏真等大臣,早已脸色大变,因为他们刚才清清楚楚地听到陛下所说的意思,一个个悚然一惊。

借火点火!

脱了裤子放屁!

身为一个天子,说出这种话,本身就不太恰当,更何况是当着魏国使团的面,这话无疑是嘲讽魏国的科研。

刘轩此时,却淡淡地抬起头来,加大了分贝道:“朕说你们魏国所谓的火源之光,不过是脱了裤子放屁的把戏!”

刚才刘轩这么说,现场许多人都没听清楚,可他现在说的,声音洪亮,整个现场两三千人,听得真真切切。

所有人陡然一惊,随后愤慨不已。

“脱裤子放屁?这是天子说的话?”老百姓们,激动得很,没想到面对魏国鼎鼎有名的火源之光,天子居然来了这么一句。

大乾不尊重科学可就罢了,人家魏国科学发展的这么好,居然还直接藐视?

这也太不尊重人了吧?

两国名士听闻大乾天子这惊天动地的言论,都一个劲地摇头。

魏国使团更是暴跳如雷,所有人都站起了身来。

“大乾陛下,你这话什么意思?”

“火源之光,是我魏国的星星之火。在我魏国,许多皇室都已经用上了这种先进的火源之光了。”

“你居然说我们脱裤子放屁?!”

“你这是藐视我们魏国的先进科技!”

魏国使团气不打一处来,完颜宗当场拍桌,站起身来喝道:“大乾天子,你当众侮辱我魏国先进重器。必须给个说法!”

大乾百官瑟瑟发抖,魏国使团这次是彻底怒了,两国是进行科学交流,但没想到陛下如此不屑。

你要是真有能力压魏国的先进科学也就罢了。

关键是没有!

人家的火源之光,在魏国皇室得到重用,寻常人都只有仰望的资格。

这种东西,居然在大乾天子口中,是脱了裤子放屁,魏国使团怎能不气?

“大乾天子,你必须收回刚才的那句话。对我们魏国先进的重器,火源之光,道歉!”

“先进?”

刘轩坐在龙椅上,忍不住好笑道:“就这借火取火的东西,也能称之为先进。实在是贻笑大方!”

“你们所谓的火源之光,最终还是需要从火种上取火,才能点燃。”

“这种垃圾玩意,还好意思要朕道歉!”

“真是恬不知耻!”

一开始,刘轩还以为魏国真的研究出了什么黑科技,敢在这耀武扬威。

原来不过是一个还需要借助火种,才能彻底点燃的东西。

火种并非火焰,如同后世的火石一般,只要火石保持火石燃烧,就可以一直不灭。

刘轩原本以为火源之光是类似打火机一样的东西,可以直接取火,没想到还是需要借助火石才能引燃。

就这种东西,还好意思称之为国之重器!

真的让刘轩,匪夷所思!

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