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一切都是仍旧照章办事,德格尔在马上拱一拱手,俨然一副先锋官舍他其谁的架式高声大叫道:
“各位英雄好汉,承蒙诸位兄弟对我的抬爱,把这个先锋位儿让于我,小子受之有愧了早间被我打下五位,下午又有两位壮士不慎下马,依我看再比也是lang费功夫,不如现在就收场,我请这七位兄弟喝酒去都是哥哥不好,手头又重了些,让兄弟们脸上无光晚上,我置酒陪罪,倘若这几位兄弟愿意留下,就归入我的帐下,哥哥今后亏待不了你们大家以为如何,今天是否到此咱就歇场了?”
德格言未乾,忽有一人一溜小跑着冲入场地中间,大叫一声道:
“我来和你比!”
德格尔睁眼一瞅,差点没乐得岔了气他骑在马上,稳了稳神,微微一笑,好言劝道:
“噢呀兄弟,桌子上打麻将是钱赌博,战场上刀对刀那是命赌博看你年岁不大,如活腻歪了想别的法呀,为啥让我干这种伤天害理的事,我和你又没仇算了,不和你计较了,你回去,今晚喝酒场子上你也算一个”
“不行,不行,说比就要比,我就和你赌一回命也无妨”小太监执意不走
“噢呀,你和我比,比什么?你赤手空拳,连匹马也没有,我一杵把你砸死了你还说我沾你的便宜”德格尔还是那副傲气十足的口吻
“我的马匹不知跑哪儿去了找不到,至于说武器嘛,那位朋友随便借给我一支烧火棍就成”小太监往场地四周看了看说
“把我的驴骑去,我的驴会打仗,是我专门训练出来的”发话的正是昨日那位美娇娘,叫银杏顿珠的裕固族少女
“枪呢,谁有枪?借我使使”小太监拉过银杏顿珠的灰叫驴腾身而起
“把我的枪也拿去用!”还是热心的银杏顿珠说话
小太监放在手里掂了掂,说:“只是稍轻了点,不过枪是杆好枪,金刚铁枪,枪尖锋利,可惜没有倒勾,否则和我那把也不相上下好了,白吃萝卜不嫌辣,就是它了!”
德格尔看小太监独自一人唠唠叨叨,说个没完,喊了一声,说:“你比不比了,如果是害怕了就说一声”
“比呀,怎么不比,要不今天的晚饭还没着落呢!”小太监嘻嘻笑着,又说,“老德子,出招!”
德格尔又高又大,而且又是骑在马上,小太监则相形见拙,骑的还是头毛驴尽管它是头非凡的毛驴,但毕竟它大不过高头大马
德格尔恼恨小太监节外生枝,半路里跳出来和他作对,恨不得一杵就结果了他的性命小太监则视德格尔是个对朋友极不负责任的人,也想出出他的丑,最要紧的当然是要让所有的人知道站在他们面前的是个什么样的人!
你来我往,杵进枪退,两人战在了一处打着打着,德格尔才发现小太监机灵得不是一般他的杵抡下来的时候,小太监并不是用枪杆去接,而总是巧妙地躲开如此一来,小太监倒是节省了不少力气,而德格尔却已气喘吁吁,汗流浃背了
这样到了二三十个回合之后,德格尔不知小太监用的是牵牛拉碾之计,自己已经到了黔驴持穷的地步所谓牵牛拉碾者,就是比如一个小姑娘,牵着一头大犍牛在麦场上碾麦子小姑娘站在麦场中间只须轻轻扬鞭转动一下,而老牛却要拉着沉重的石轳轳满场飞奔,时间一久会是什么结果?
按实力对比,小太监战德格尔,至多也就是三五个照面他本不想捉弄这头蛮牛,无奈此人太不够义气他明明知道他们初来此地,人生地不熟,却偏偏就是让他们自谋出路昨天他已经是饿了一天,好歹是那个裕固族姑娘说了话,饕餮了一顿今天又是饥肠辘辘,前心贴到后心上小太监肚里来气,就想把这个家伙惩治一番
德格尔却不这样想,他以为小太监没有多少真本事,只不过身形灵巧,善于躲避、玩弄心计,他才不上当呢!他想一捣蒜锤儿就把小太监打死,奈何总不能如意不光是人,就连那头灰叫驴也和他配合得天衣无缝,真他妈的见了鬼了!
小太监看看火候差不多了,“唰唰唰”一连三枪,德格尔头顶上帽子没了,脖子上拉了一道血印子,最丧气的竟是屁股上也挨了一枪
德格尔不是傻瓜,在草原上大小也称得上是一只鹰小太监这样一出手,他才知道上了当!原来是遇上高手了,莫怪是真人不露相啊!大丈夫能屈能伸,光棍不吃眼前亏,只有傻瓜才“冻死迎风站,饿死不低头”呢!这样一想,遂低声喊道:
“兄弟且慢,我有话说!”
“有话请讲!”小太监的枪头慢了一慢
“你把先锋让给我,我给你烧香拜佛,我给你养老送终,我把那个裕固族丫头说给你……”德格尔好不容易把话说完
“净说些没用的话,我两天没吃饭了你知道不?”
“好好,这都是我的错,对你们关心不够,回去我亲手宰羊给你们做手抓”
“哄鬼去!我要是饶了你,别说吃羊肉,水都喝不上一碗”
“成呢,成呢,这回成呢!”德格尔语句都说不完整了
小太监大喝一声,“下去!”随即银枪飞舞,德格尔疲于应付,只一合便把即将就任的先锋官打落马下
顿时,满场喝采,大家一齐向小监踊去,那个不可一世的德格尔当然地成了昨日黄花银杏顿珠姑娘当先跑入场子,笑着叫着,不知是为她的驴叫好,还是为骑在驴身上的人叫好
突然,那头灰叫驴不知哪根筋不合适了,扬起脖子嚎叫数声,然后便发了疯似地冲出人群人们见这畜牲来得凶猛,不由不为它让开一条路小太监如今还在驴背上,说是骑虎难下,骑驴也难下
转眼间跑出去二里多路,小太监正无可奈何,迎面却仓皇来了一人一骑小太监抬眼一瞅,此人不是别人,正是那个把他们赶下河的黄须汉

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