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梦回毕竟是见过大场面的人,即便知道现在的情形超出了自己的预期,但依旧临危不乱,这是他在那个残酷的社会上摸爬滚打许多年才得出的经验教训。

只见梦回面色不变,抬手狠狠敲了小三子脑袋一下,气急败坏的说道:“到底我是你主子,还是李楚楠是你主子?你听我的话还是听他的话?”

“这……”

见小三子一脸的为难,梦回转头又对李楚楠怒目相视。

“李楚楠,老子今天心情好,难得花大价钱请你吃一顿饭,你就这样对我?

既然你对我的决定不满,那今天

这桌宴席就把你摘出去,你想吃什么自己掏钱买!”

李楚楠本来已经笃定梦回今天这是失心疯了,可一听梦回说出那种话来,立马又有些拿捏不准了。

失心疯了?不对啊,这不还是自己认识的那个铁公鸡梦回吗?

小三子被自家主子突然之间的荒诞决定给吓得不轻,再加上结结实实挨了一顿毒打,这时候哭的一把鼻涕一把泪的,实在狼狈,一个字都说不上来了。

梦回狠狠瞪了他一眼,转而把目光放在那个战战兢兢如履薄冰的店老板身上。

“你耳朵真塞驴毛了?我让你

做的事情你听清楚没有?还不赶紧去做!”

接下来,这偌大的繁华京都出现了一幕从未出现的奇妙景观。

二十几名身穿罗裙的妙龄少女整齐划一的站在那里,手里还端着热气腾腾的菜肴。

店老板抬起袖子一个劲儿的擦拭额头上的冷汗,有气无力的对那些妙龄少女喊道:“刚刚小王爷说的那些话,你们听清楚了没有?”

“听清楚了。”

所有妙龄少女齐声应和了一句,少女们清脆如黄鹂鸟一样的声音极为尖锐,惠春阁外边儿来往的路人都被吓了一跳,纷纷侧目看了过来

当他们看到惠春阁里展这一排齐刷刷的妙龄少女的时候,顿时露出一脸的好奇。

被吸引而来的人是越来越多,以至于把惠春阁的四周都围了个水泄不通。

“来,姑娘们都把盘子端起来。”

店老板在旁指挥着,举起双手狠狠向下一按:“摔!”

啪啪啪啪……

瓷盘碰撞坚硬地面发出一声声清脆的声响,碎片夹杂着饭菜的诱人香气溅射开来,那场面丝毫不亚于将军排兵布阵。

围在惠春阁外边儿的那些看客亲眼目睹了眼前的一幕,差点儿把眼珠子给瞪出来。

寂静,

死一般的寂静。

围在前面的路人可以清晰的看到惠春阁里边儿发生了什么,外围一些的可就没那么幸运了。

他们只是见这边儿围拢了这么多人,好奇的过来看热闹罢了。

不过,还没等他们把脖子伸长看清楚惠春阁里边儿的场景,就听到里边儿传出一声声清脆的声响。

“这里边怎么了?这声音是在干嘛?”

有一个不明事实真相的路人胡说八道的来了一句:“你还不知道?我听说呀,是淮安王府的小王爷在惠春阁里发脾气呢,脱下一名传菜婢女的裙子正在打屁股呢!”

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