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魏军帅账内,郭嘉已经能站起来活动了。不过脸色和气色非常差,伤口隐隐作痛,一不注意还会渗出鲜血。医者千叮咛万嘱咐,千万不能动怒或者剧烈运动。不然伤口崩开,更难愈合了。只是,这个叮嘱马上就要被曹洪无视了。也不是曹洪故意,而是实在束手无策了。“军师,这荀攸根本不上当,该如何是好啊?”魏军喊了三天,整个长安城都传遍了!曹洪不相信荀攸没听到郭嘉死了这句话。但不论白天黑夜,没有任何动静。反倒是魏军,因为要防备,时时刻刻保持专注,让三军将士苦不堪言!郭嘉干笑了两声。“呵呵,荀攸果然没那么容易对付,看来他已经看穿了我的诈死之计。”曹洪尴尬的眼角直抽。莫说荀攸,连他也能看出来。这做作也太明显了。“军师,该怎么办?不行就强攻吧!”“不用。”郭嘉摇头表示了拒绝。“本军师早就料到了荀攸不会上当,是故意这么做的?”“什么!你故意的?”曹洪有些恼怒。故意的不早说?三天嗓子都喊哑了!“军师,你到底想干什么啊?”“之前是为了铺垫,之后才是真正的引诱!”郭嘉满是自信。“传令,大军逼近长安城,本军师亲自前去引诱荀攸!”王凌立刻站出来反对。“神仙你的身体?”“不碍事!”郭嘉无所谓的摆了摆手。“王将军,一会我跌落马下,还得看你表演呢!”“啊?”王凌不明白郭嘉的意思。“很简单,还是诈死。”。。。很快,两万魏军骑兵再度兵临长安城下。郭嘉被众人拥簇,来到了一个箭矢射不到的位置。“请荀攸前来答话。”长安城上没有任何反应,也没人搭理郭嘉。看似喊了句话,实则和放屁没有任何区别。“军师,这秦军是什么意思?”“竟然拿你说话当放屁!”郭嘉狠狠的瞪了曹洪一眼。“不说话没人拿你当哑巴!”王凌立刻上前,对着城上大喊。“城上的秦军听着,神仙要见荀攸,他若是不想暴毙,就赶紧出来!”“若是晚了,整个长安城都要被天火焚毁!”曹洪没好气的瞥了王凌一眼。“王将军,你快回来吧,别丢人现眼了!”“一会荀攸不出来,你去制造天火?”王凌没有在意,冷哼一声。“荀攸他敢赌吗?”“他有什么不敢的?”“他不敢!”“行了行了别吵了!”郭嘉烦躁的打断了二人。原本身体还算舒服,没什么问题。结果被二人一吵,胸口发闷,呼吸也变得急促。头痛欲裂,有昏倒的感觉。在这样下去,不用见荀攸,郭嘉要被曹洪和王凌二人气死了。可被郭嘉斥责了一句,曹洪还有些不愿意。“军师,这怪我吗?王凌在这胡说八道,万一荀攸就不出来,岂不是堕了军师的威名?”“还天火降临?猪脑子也说不出这话来!”王凌则一脸委屈。“神仙,我。。。”“好了好了,都少说两句吧。”郭嘉又烦又闷,又急又躁。荀攸若真不出来,他必须要收兵回营了。不然就不是诈死,恐怕真就有个好歹了。就在这时,王凌激动的叫了起来。“神仙神仙,荀攸出来了!”曹洪向上看去,也露出了惊愕。“这荀攸脑子也有问题不成?”王凌则得意不已。“啊哈哈哈,怎么样,荀攸怕了吧!”城上,荀攸满是笑意的看着城下。“在下听闻郭神仙要天火降临,甚是畏惧,不敢不来啊!”郭嘉还没回话,王凌就窜到了曹洪脸上。“听到了吗?听到了吗!”“滚!”曹洪不耐烦的将王凌推到一旁,眼中满是厌恶。郭嘉也烦躁的挥了挥手,让王凌退到一旁。荀攸明显是在讥讽,王凌却像没长脑子一样信以为真。实在是蠢到家了!“公达兄,郭某等了兄数日,可惜没有看见兄的身影啊。”荀攸笑容更甚。“呵呵,你何不让整个魏国的百姓都大喊你死了?”郭嘉有些无奈。“不这样喊,怕公达兄听不到啊。”“呵呵,听到又如何?我知道你没死。”“你知道的不一定是真的。”荀攸听得一愣。“什么意思?”郭嘉摇头叹息。“我快不行了,特意来向公达兄告别。”“这次偷袭长安的计划,失败了。。。”此话一出,莫说荀攸了,连知情的曹洪和王凌都露出了惊骇之色。这都哪对哪啊?“郭军师莫不是开玩笑?”突然郭嘉脸色大变,愤怒的指着上方。“荀攸,你还好意思说!我拿你当兄长,你却拿沾了粪便的箭矢射我!”“你不是恨我不死吗?”“额。。。我。。。”一时间,荀攸被问的哑口无言。“荀攸,你我都是颍川人,荀郭两家更是世交,你怎么忍心如此害我!”郭嘉越说越激动,胸口起伏严重。吓得曹洪和王凌都不知所措,连连在旁边劝慰。“军师息怒啊!”“神仙别和凡人计较!”可郭嘉根本不听,反而越来越激动。最后,一口老血喷了出来。噗!颤颤巍巍的举起手,怒视上方。“荀攸害我!”言罢,栽落马下,没了生息。“啊!”王凌惊叫一声,赶紧从马上跳下来。“神仙!神仙!”毫无反应!王凌不甘心,抱着郭嘉疯狂摇晃。可还是没有任何生息。“神仙死了。。。神仙死了!”“来人啊!神仙死了!快来人啊!”曹洪愣在马上,看着王凌不知所措。这戏演的也太逼真了吧?知道内情的他,都有种郭嘉真死了的感觉!翻身下马,走到郭嘉面前,将手搭在鼻下。不摸不知道,一模吓一跳!曹洪吓得惊叫一声,直接瘫坐在了地上。“啊!死了!”“军师真死啦!”

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