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‘可真是不好意思了呢,亲爱的师傅,不才在下,已早早就从观音那里得到了紧箍咒咒语,这紧箍咒,她可是无福消受了。’

“你倒是有眼光,此衣物穿戴上,不必学习便可念诵经文;不必演礼便会行礼。”等了半晌不见她主动发问,唐僧只得假装不经意道。

茗月听罢,一脸义正言辞:“这如何使得,经文只可自己一个字一个字学会吃透,如何能走这歪门邪道呢?”

“师傅,咱们是要前往西天求取真经的,要对佛门有敬畏之心,万不可有此走捷径的心啊!如此行事,如何能取得真经呢?”

唐僧面色僵硬,好话倒是都让你个泼猴说了,显得他这个取经之人不诚似的。

幸好他未来得及说这是自己幼时所戴。

唐僧和缓神色,温声道:“此乃观音菩萨所赠,菩萨知我师徒一路艰辛,念你护为师辛苦,特赠此衣,以示肯定。”

茗月心中暗暗翻了个白眼,这对付孙悟空的紧箍咒定一早就备下了。

并且,应不止孙悟空一猴有,猪八戒和沙悟净大概也是有的。

只是孙悟空从美猴王时期就能看出它有爱美之心,喜欢好看的东西,方才主动戴上嵌金花帽。

猪八戒和沙悟净这方面一直很糙,又有孙悟空这个受紧箍咒折磨的前车之鉴,心中有戒心,故无法让二人主动戴上。

反正已经有了武力最强的孙悟空镇压他们,观音和唐僧未曾强求便也能理解。

当然,这都是她的猜测,真相究竟如何只有观音和唐僧知道。

思绪回笼,茗月拍了拍手,点点头:“既是菩萨所赠,那就没有问题了。”

茗月捧着衣帽一脸的喜爱,让身旁的唐僧快要压制不住嘴角的笑意,“悟空你既喜欢,不妨穿上试试是否合身?”

茗月点点头,将衣服套到身上,捧着帽子跑到旁边的小河边,反复照了又照,才满脸遗憾地将衣服脱下放回包裹中,摇头感叹道:“唉,这衣服好归好,却不适合我,还不如我身上这套青衫好看,可惜……可惜……。”

唐僧本以为都要成功了,谁知这泼猴竟还嫌弃衣服不好看,藏着金箍的帽子也始终未戴到头上。

唐僧强行扯出笑容,继续劝道:“许是你只穿了衣服,菩萨所赠衣物为一整套,那嵌金花帽才是点睛之笔,你一整套穿上,应就适合了。菩萨一片心意,可万莫辜负才是。”

茗月一听眼前一亮,捧着帽子蹭蹭蹭跑到唐僧面前,眼睛亮晶晶的,“师傅,徒儿与你相识后从未送过你礼物,师傅你既然喜欢这嵌金花帽,徒儿借花献佛,特将此帽赠与师傅,师傅一定要收下。”

唐僧面色涨红,这下是真的气到不行,这泼猴怎么如此难对付。

他大声道:“不可,此乃菩萨所赠,如何能……。”

茗月立刻打断,“师傅不必推辞,菩萨不会在意的,说不定还会夸赞我们师徒二人感情深厚呢。”

说完,茗月就仗着自己化形后高达一米八的高大身体,直接将嵌花金帽往唐僧头上一戴。

戴上后还欠兮兮的来了一句,“师傅,这帽子衬得师傅你俊俏不少呢。”

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